June Contest Entries:

WINNER: Diacatt
"Oh, so that’s where I left him. Dan, meet the last guy who dumped me."

full-ion-tho-awl
"You're new girlfriend doesn't look so pretty anymore, chopped up in a box"

Missy
"Alright... well here's all the stuff that you let me borrow. You're jersey, a few CDs.. sweatshirt, the works.. Oh yeah, and your prize winning canary... granted that last note he hit wasn't on key."

Ashley
Dan: Oh my god!! That cats giving birth!!
Leola: And your point is....?

Anonymous
Entry 1.
Leola: I wonder if you'll fit...
Dan: WHAT?!

Entry 2.
Leola: Look dan! Kitties!
Dan: Nice... i'm allergic, let's go.
Leola: Hmmm.. *plotting*
Dan. Le Le... what are you-

Bree
Entry 1.
Leola: ok... i killed her so u get rid of her..
Dan:....O.0

Entry 2.
Leola: Get into the box and i'll call fedex
Dan: you think i'd fit?

Entry 3.
Leola: I hope you didnt get me something like this for my birthday...
Dan:.....uh brb i have to go burn something....

Megan
Leola: So that's where all knives went...
Dan: I'm scared...

Brie
Leola:"Ummm.... soooo what's so great about it?"
Dan:" MOM!! Where did the spider monkey go?!"
Leola: "Spider monkey? Is it brown and grey, cause I see something flat that looks like it's been backed over a few times."
Dan: " Uh-oh! That was supposed to kill my cat and instead, the cat used our SUV to back over it!"
The End?

Kat
Leola looks down into the box, "Holy Crap! Dan what the heck is this?!"
Dan looks away blushing, "It.. It.. was supposed to be a surprise!"
"This is supposed to be for me..?"
He nods, "I wasn't going to give to you today or anything!"
Leola picks it up from the box and flips it, "And where'd you get these?"
"Err... Your friends and your mom, I told her what I was doing and she gave me a few..."
"Oh.."
He looks back at her, "Do you like it?"
She smiled and hugged him, "I love it! No one has ever taken the time to give me a scrap book!"

Nilly
Leola: so... that's one of those... brain thingy's right? I think you should take that and put it into your head cause you definately need one.
Dan: ...... a what to the where now? ......